- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to pull open push only doors

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

To never remember what the word if means

Pointless Super Powers