- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power drown in water

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to see through glass

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to die on the spot and not revive

Pointless Super Powers