- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have gravity.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to look at Sun.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

teleport to the place where you stand

Pointless Super Powers