The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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to do nothing

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!