- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to always be at half mast.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to change the color of your poop

Pointless Super Powers