The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to eat your own head.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!