- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to get fat in America

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to get extra homework

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to run Crysis.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

Having taste buds in your anus.

Pointless Super Powers