- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to convert metric to imperial

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to digest corn.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

Pointless Super Powers