- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Vanilla scented blood

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

power to age faster

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Pointless Super Powers