The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!