make your arm REALLY. fart power

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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I'm a giant di

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!