The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Liam Brudenell

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to become powerless

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!