- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to even

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

power to age faster

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers