The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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to do nothing

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!