- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to become demented

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to speak in only anime openings

75% levitation

Vanilla scented blood

The power to be a snail

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the ability to blow yourself

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Pointless Super Powers