power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to speak to toasters

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!