- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the ability to levitate

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

Pointless Super Powers