The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to die

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The power to think of food

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!