The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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power to age faster

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!