- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look TV

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to resurrect dead insects

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Pointless Super Powers