- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

being black

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

Pointless Super Powers