- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power think five times slower.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

Pointless Super Powers