The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to poop without wiping

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be a gamer

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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to do nothing

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!