The power to die

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!