the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to be poor for life

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!