The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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cry acid tears

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Aweonao

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see through glass doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!