the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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cry acid tears

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!