- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The capability to draw penises very well

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to swim on land.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Pointless Super Powers