- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to time travel to the present

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to become visible at will.

cry acid tears

the power to die

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

Pointless Super Powers