- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

the power to be forever alone

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to be a snail

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to pee any color

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Pointless Super Powers