- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

To have the power to breathe

The ability to like this post

The power to die

the power of the succulent game

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to break bones at will.

the power to see stuff

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers