- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

swear words -jesse

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

To have the power to breathe

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to be french.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

Pointless Super Powers