- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Having taste buds in your anus.

to zap people but only yourself

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to die at will

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

power to transform into a dick with legs

Pointless Super Powers