The power to pee any color

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power of the succulent game

The power to be born again

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to murder rocks.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to morph into yourself

The power to make money disappear.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to smell people's moods

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!