the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power of women's rights.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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power to age faster

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!