- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power... to move you.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The Power to touch MC Hammer

Pointless Super Powers