- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to not care.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to be a common person

The power to read this.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to get hard at will.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

Pointless Super Powers