to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to like this post

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shrink boobs

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!