The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to jump

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to die

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!