The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!