- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

The power to be born again

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to murder rocks.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to make money disappear.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to smell people's moods

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to become translucent

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power of women's rights.

The ability to go to hell.

Pointless Super Powers