The power to be french.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!