- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to never be old but died at young age

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to see via toe nails

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

Pointless Super Powers