- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to like this post

To have the power to breathe

the power of the succulent game

the ability to die on command

the power to do nothing

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The capability to draw penises very well

yo mama

the power to see stuff

The ability to go to hell.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

open up pickles glass

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!