- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to pee any color

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

Pointless Super Powers