power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to jump face first

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!