The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to poo.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!