The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!