The power to be an idiot.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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cry acid tears

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to die

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!