The power of women's rights.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to jizz money

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to animate condiments

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!