the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to enter a coma.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!