- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be blind

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to do nothing

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Pointless Super Powers