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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have no power

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!