- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to poop standing up

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

the power to turn retarted

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to break bones at will.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Pointless Super Powers