The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Aweonao

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!