The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to self destruct

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to become translucent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!