- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

ability to run very fast forever

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Pointless Super Powers