- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to always be at half mast.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers