Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to become powerless

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!