- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change your weight

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to not care.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to not have a superpower

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

Pointless Super Powers