- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

to do nothing

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

Pointless Super Powers