- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to think oppositely

The ability to get shot, for real.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Justin Bieber

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers