- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to ignore useful information

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to only see glass.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power drown in water

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Pointless Super Powers