The power to die

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to see via toe nails

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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to do nothing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!