the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!