- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power of hindsight

The power to swim on land.

The power to make everything worse

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to ignore useful information

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

power to age faster

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to always be at half mast.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to fail at everything you do

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

Pointless Super Powers