- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The ability to lactate air.

The power to not exist.

The power of hindsight

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to hate someone you don't even know

Pointless Super Powers