the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

The power to inhale coins without dying.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to orgasm with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

the power to know when a politician is lying

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to moves in slow motion.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

thumb_up thumb_down +95

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to make dead batteries appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

thumb_up thumb_down +93

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to a nokia phone.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

the power to stop masturbating every day

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to shit on the ceiling

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to poop glue.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!