the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to die

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!