The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to die on command.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!