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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th
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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap
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the power to make your nipples dissappear
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The power to have gravity.
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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.
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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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The power to lose all your limbs
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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.
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The power to control weather on Mars
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the power to get drunk you are needed
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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them
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the power to make faces at the blind
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals
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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on
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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.
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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.
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The power to have one eyebrow!?
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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The power of hindsight
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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!