The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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cry acid tears

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!