The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to blow up when you blink

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!