- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Immunity to curable diseases.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to be alone

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers