- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to self destruct

The power to rotten food.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the ability to levitate

The power to be alone

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

Pointless Super Powers