The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to get sick

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to be a human

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!