The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!