- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to eat cheese 24/7

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to look TV

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

power to fly when your underwater

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

Pointless Super Powers