The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to not see anything

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!