The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to not see anything

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!