The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

the power to not have super powers...

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!