the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!