The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to even

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!