The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

to not care about pointless superpowers

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to die on command.

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

the power to die if you think

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!