The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!