the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to not hear thunder.

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to lose this power.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to be powerless

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to fly when your touching the ground

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to shed hair

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to be Chuck Norris

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!