- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the power to hovertate

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to get married

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to have no powers

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

Pointless Super Powers