The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to die

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have no power

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!