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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to not have a brain!

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to find children extremely attractive

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to close your nose

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The ability to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!