the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to fold paper seven times

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power of micro penis.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to turn wine into water

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!