the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!