The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

kabloooeeey!!!

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to become yourself

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to have no powers.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!