the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to turn into random objects

The power to uncontrollably go blind

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to see forever

the power to win any shit eating contest.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to uncontrally boop

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!