The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to walk through air.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to change your emotions

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to fail a test everytime

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!