The power to poop standing up

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to erect your nipples at will.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to forget how to swim.

the power to be 100% pointless

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to go blind at will.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!