The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!