The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to walk through air.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

the ability to smell sounds

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power that turns farts into music.

the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!