The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!