The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to get extra homework

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!