The power to be normal and average

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to see through glass

The power to become a carrot.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to make other people hold their breath.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!