The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!