The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to eat socks

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!