- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to control the weather, but only in space

To never remember what the word if means

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

Pointless Super Powers