The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to die

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!