- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to fly in tornadoes

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The power to have no powers

The power to kill you self.

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

Pointless Super Powers