The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!