- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to fly but only in your room

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to turn food into shit

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to die

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

Pointless Super Powers