the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!