- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to die on command.

The power to block your own powers

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to get extra homework

The power to rotten food.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to know when a politician is lying

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to eat socks

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers