The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!