Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!