The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!