the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to eat socks

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!