- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having two left hands.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to die on command.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

Nothing

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

Pointless Super Powers