- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to swim on land.

the power to read your own mind

Vanilla scented blood

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers