The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!