- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

power to age faster

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

Pointless Super Powers