The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to eat your own head.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!