- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat socks

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to smell whore

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to see oxygen.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

Pointless Super Powers