the power to turn retarted

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!