The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power of bad luck

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to rotten food.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!