The power of having two left hands.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!